Smutting the White Hause Lawn

So Im just standing there, waiting for exalted leader to come out and spit in one lucky constituents face, when outta nowhere this streaker runs up, puts this sticker on the fence and starts pole dancing. Super secret agents disguised as flower beds swarmed the area, oiled him up and will be publicly deep frying the perp this Sunday during Everybody hates Rainman. Invite your creepy neighbors to watch it and you!