VIEW OF GREENWICH

In my experience, children are inexorably drawn to anything with a coin slot, and it didn't take Wilson long to spot this coin-operated Talking Telescope, and naturally everyone wanted a go.
Once everyone (except me – I'd run out of coins by then) had carefully observed the City Skyline, The Shard and The Old Naval College, we set off – £6 poorer – to see something I'm sure will interest Nërp and Byron, although maybe Wilson not so much: The Greenwich Meridian, Clock and Standard distances…