Blue is the Colour

As 'Blue is the Colour' echoed round the stadium at the aogs (Alternative Olympic Games), it was almost a given the Team Blue would start celebrating.

The flies, moths and bugs, easy prey in the stands, started to rapidly make themselves scarce in spite of the assurances from the Olympic Committee
that warnings had been issued and security was tight. It had to happen ...

The damsel teams thought the grabbing of numerous flies on the Blues celebratory circuit could be forgiven for being a little over exuberant, whilst others thought it was just high jinx! Not so, thought the remaining witnesses to the carnage this afternoon.

Capturing the rather gruesome picture of Bluey eating the evidence as quickly as possible - he was absolutely ravenous - shock reverberated round the games with many watching the events today being thankful that they had escaped the alarming nay horrifying fate. Team Moth was even more horrified at the  sheer bad luck of their trainer caught when fleeing the reed bed - much more ghastly in Extra! 

'Heads will Roll' - not the best choice of tabloid headline tomorrow I feel.