WilsonsNewDad

By WilsonsNewDad

NATIONAL LOTTERY LAUNCH

Nërp is preparing to launch his new National Lottery.
Obviously tv advertising is out of the question, so he's making do with a bit of fly-posting around the village.
He says he hasn't told Wilson about his plan so that it will be a 'lovely surprise' when he presents him with £1Million!
I agree that keeping Wilson in the dark is probably a very good idea – but for entirely different reasons…
Aside from the ticket price, I think the success of Nërp's Lucky Numbers Lottery boils down to one key question: 'Would you buy a lottery ticket from this robot?'
Before you invest, bear in mind that he intends to 'think up' the winning numbers…

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