Alfa Male

I've grown to loathe this car.  

It's an Alfa Romeo.

The owner sits in it at least 3 times a day.  Starts it up and just sits there and revs the engine.  Doesn't drive anywhere.  Just revs the engine.  Over and over.

Far be it from me to read some sort of Freudian phallic symbolism into this, but heavens, he makes a compelling example.