How many weeks until Christmas?

Friends, Romans and fellow Bodgers….the Season of Goodwill and pressy giving is fast approaching. Here is my suggestion for THE present for your Bodger, an Electric Hammer. No batteries required, nails at two speeds, “Missed” and "Dang, that was my thumb!” May also be used as a Tazer.
Amazon and all other notorious outlets have them in stock. 


There was an occasion when the SAS, Army and Police co-ordinated a training weekend consisting of four man teams. The instructor advised them that the aim of the first morning was for the teams to go into the woods and catch a rabbit.
The SAS went first, minutes later there was the soft thud of a silenced rifle. They came back with a rabbit, neatly shot between the eyes.
The Army team went next, screaming and yelling ensued, grenades went off and machine gun fire hammered the silence. They returned with the shredded remains of a rabbit.
The Police went off and time passed……after four hours they came back. One copper was handcuffed to a Fox. The instructor went banzai, “That’s not a rabbit, that’s a bloody Fox, now go back and get me a rabbit.”
Five minutes later they returned, the Fox was still handcuffed to the Plod only now it’s covered in cuts and bruises. Once again the instructor went loopy. The Policemen glared at the Fox, the terrified animal looked up and shouted, “OK, OK, I’m a chuffing rabbit!!!!”