Under the A1 / Behind Asda

Mair pish fae Embra.

Baz and his dug Fenton Logan chummed me for a sneaky wee Cigs ahint Asda this morn. Despite me pointing oot the muckle great Cigs up on his left, he still couldnae see it. Fanny. 

Anyhoo, it wiz a guid dander, an then ah went aff tae meet a still half pished Cherie an see aboot some photaes fir her calendar idea. She's aff her heid.