Tortuga porn.

Arnie, the new terminator tortoise, has been overwhelmed by inheriting a harem of 8 females, and set to claiming them with great gusto. None of his hoped-for conquests were very keen though, running off at great speed (yes, they can move fast if threatened by an ardent suitor). Errol turned up and there was a bit of a tussle, Robot Wars style, as they tried to barge each other out of the way - they just draw their heads into the shells and charge. I can imagine that would be a good strategy for shopping in Lidl - today I counted FOUR customers wearing the ridiculous new mesh mask. Wtaf?