No! NO! NO!

Aaaaaarrrgghhhh!

16th September, in the year of our Lord 2021

Jesus wasn't actually born on the 25th December (I've seen his birth certificate) but why. Oh why, do we have to go through this farce every year. It's still summer, it's 24 degrees outside, leaves on the trees, happy children playing with last year's toys. Three months till the 25th December when Jesus wasn't born...

Why???????????