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Can’t you just imagine the write up a real estate agent would provide for this “unique” property?

“Rarely available quaint and charming waterfront cottage.  First time on market in 100 years!  Loads of charm with antique siding, well ventilated, with ample storage space on lower level.  With just a few updates this could be the beach house of your dreams.  Don’t wait to see this one — it won’t last!” **

** (Because in just a few weeks it’s about to topple right into the cove!)