Come into the Garden

By aprecious

Supplements...

"Food is an important part of a balanced diet."
Fran Lebowitz

Pud: What you doing?

Maud: I'm eating a stick. Obviously.

Pud: Why?

Maud: Because it's amazeballs...

Pud: What?

Maud: It's lovely...

Pause

Pud: You do know there's zero nutritional value in that, right?

Maud: I'm using it as part of a calorie controlled diet. It's like a supplement.

Pud: Are you insane?

Maud: No, I'm a dog...

This one's for LucyW... It's quite a rare event for me to do as I'm told...

I'm working today... Hopefully I'll get what I need doing completed! Yikes! The good thing about 5:00 o'clock deadlines- they concentrate the mind! (Or the mint, as iPhone would have it...)

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