It's not how it looks

I could have shown you Daisy's quiche from the farm shop, but I've eaten it. I could have shown you some excellent wine that I had for Christmas, but I've drunk it. We were on our way back from the farm shop and Mrs Oons said, that would make a good shot in this light. I Know you've seen Nigg before, but she's right. The light was a bit special.

The ship is MV Normand, one of those vaguely titled "offshore support vessels", which covers a multitude of sins. Obviously that enormous crane, bigger than a great big, big thing is not loading anything onto the ship. But you knew that.