Grr.... I am a fighter... Grr

Cowardly Lion Maud :Grrr...Grrr... I am a fighter! I am brave..." Put 'em up, put 'em up! Which one of you first? I'll fight you altogether if you want. I'll fight you with one paw tied behind my back. Grrr I'll fight you standing on one foot. I'll fight you with my eyes closed...Sneaking up on me, eh? Why, I'll... "* Grrrrrrrrrrr ... Want to fight? I am a warrior dog! Saviours of the universe! Want to fight?!?

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Maud: I'll hold your coat... aprecious says I am all mouth and no trousers.

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Maud:She's not wrong.



*I may have stolen this from somewhere dear reader... But from whence?

We used to say "Want to fight? I'll hold your coat!" at school. And also, somewhat randomly, "What a pillock!" (Then altogether) "What a jerk!" No idea why.