Oh Boy!....

....all he had to do now in the National Blue Tits Acrobatic Championships, was perform a backflip, upside down, and he'd won, if it were only that simple.

The only think he'd backflipped onto in his life was his bed, and then there had been a welcome reward. Here, he'd win a trophy and a years supply of suet, and was beginning to wish, not for the first time he thought, that he'd listened to his wife, gone to the pub, and enjoy a nice drink with her.

That's where she was now, as she said she couldn't stand the tension of watching him 'perform'. Its fair to say, he felt a bit of a, well, lets just say his birds name was apt....

Don't worry all, he won ;-)