Arizona Dreamin’

By laurie54

The Liz is Back

Wait. Isn't that an Elton John song?

It must be the same lizard as a few days ago.  This time it was sitting in a little shade. I'm behind because I needed to get a mono Monday blip sorted. Bad enough that I messed up the tags. It wouldn't be good form for the host to be late for her own gig.

This Desert Spiny Lizard took off like a shot when I tried to stealthily slide the door open. They must have excellent hearing. But Quick Draw Finger McGraw got him.  (Do you remember that cartoon?) I fear it's looking for some baby quail. Circle of life and all that but not something I'd like to watch. This particular lizard is about a foot long.
For the kids:

Q: What do you call a penguin in the desert?
A: Lost

Q: What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A: A pouch potato.

Q: What happened when the frog's car broke down on the side of the road?
A: It got toad away.

Q. Why shouldn't you play basketball with a pig?
A. Because it'll hog the ball!

Q.  What do you get when you put three ducks in a box?
A.  A box of quackers!

Q. What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?
A. "Should we walk home or take a dog?"

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