Some light bedtime reading

** Sorry it's sideways, I don't have the skills to change that and my tech advisor is skiing for the week!!
 Here we have 3 volumes, none of which would normally be considered for the above category.
On the right is the Pocket Oxford Dictionary which contains all you’d want to know about the English language (maybe not for Americans or NZers).
In the middle, War and Peace is generally regarded as the standard for long winded, boring literature.
But no, they are both trumped on the left by the owner’s manual for the Isuzu Dmax ute.
Do they honestly pay somebody to write that stuff??!!