The Tale Of The Chicken Thieves

Or perhaps The Tale Of The Falsely Accused And Absolutely Innocent Cats And The Chicken Breast That Could Jump Out Of The Frying Pan.

No-one can be sure what REALLY happened - there were no witnesses or CCTV cameras - and as such the cats are innocent.

But the cold chicken breast was found on the kitchen floor.  G does not throw food around and I certainly didn't.  Plus the damn thing was a quarter the size of what it was.

The innocent cats got the rest for breakfast.