Warm welcome*

- Hey Negro, I think it's the bastardo who is conducting experiments on the melting point of cats. 
- Hiro de puta, I'll try and scratch him as he walks by, the fat sweaty bollixo. 
- I know he takes almost the whole width of the street but I don't think we'll reach with our little kitten paws. 
- Let's give him a good hiss then Bianca, send him on his merry way. You're not welcome here, Fat Man! 

* It was still 33 degrees (not the Fahrenheit crap) at 8.00pm so warm is a bit of an understatement