So Typical

Make sure you read the Information on page 547 before reading this manual...  Why not have that information on page 1?

I obviously and dutifully read the information on page 547.

"If you use this software on a Thursday you will be run over by an Egg Lorry".

Hence the huge spate of programmers in hospital having been hit by an egg lorry.

Working with IBM - it's not without danger.