Arizona Dreamin’

By laurie54

Let There Be Light

I had totally forgotten that last year I had taken up our electric company’s (TEP) offer for free energy saving light bulbs. The box arrived today and until I opened it had no idea what TEP had sent me. Nice surprise. Included in the box was an even more expensive free offer which I included as an extra. They offer all sorts of things for free or rebates of energy savings gizmos (windows, electric water heat pumps, etc) of up to 70%.
Bonus points for the first to guess what TEP stands for.

In other news….Damar Hamlin, the Buffalo Bill who suffered cardiac arrest on the field a couple weeks ago, was released from the hospital to continue his recovery at home.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Depends what you want to change it into.

How many Doctors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
That depends on whether it has health insurance.

How many elves does it take to change a light bulb?
One and nineteen to stand on earth other’s shoulders.

How many birds does it take to change a light bulb?
Toucan do it.


Thanks for all the well wishes as I continue to fight off whatever lung problems I seem to be experiencing. This cough   is for you!

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