Short back and sides Sir?

And polish the top please.
My possible conversation with the local barber.

You may remember this one from "way back".

The boss has been muttering dire threats so I finally dug out the tonsorial tackle and mutilated the "Box boxes".

Comparison may not be so obvious but the result was a green wheelie bin I just about had to leap up and down on to get the top "legally" closed. Not that they bother too much hereabouts.