Upshot

My Jaguar. 

For the blokes - Timing chain tensioners, timing chains x3, water pump, spark plugs, front suspension 'O' rings, transmission oil change, all gaskets. Crank pulley bolt needed drilling out.

For the ladies - a lot of oily faffing.

As my wife says, I've seen it all before  (Bangers and Cash, Wheeler Dealers, Top Gear)

Me - "How much!!!"


Picture provided by my trusty mechanic. I would be in deep trouble without him, that's for sure.