What's in a Name?

"HI Rex", I said.
"My name is Frank" he said. 
"But the sign says .... " I replied.
"Do you believe everything you read?" he queried. 

(awkward silence)


"That's what I thought," he smirked. "What's your name?"
That one was easy. "Pepper" was my reply.
"Pepper?" He chuckled. "You silly silly man".

I hope your weekend is everything you need it to be folks.  Thanks for putting up with my flight of whimsy on a Silly Saturday.