We were thinking it would be good to get some plants for various window boxes and planters. So a trip to the garden centre seemed a good idea.
Except we'd forgotten that we're not very good at garden centres.
Although we came away empty-handed, we did see that this magnificent beast is still there. Remarkable it hasn't been snapped up. But perhaps they use the £999 price tag to make everything else look like a bargain.
This poor decapitated statue made it clear what they think a head is worth.