Point of order Mr. Chairman...

1. I think it ought to read "My dad can fettle owt."
2. Just below/near it was a book of "Cumbrian Folk tales".

I put it to you members of the jury "Taffy Thomas", however famous he may be in some circles, is not the name you'd expect on a book of Cumbrian folk tales and, insult to injury, the damthing's written in English?? not Cumbrian/Cummerland dialect.

Two nice days, on the trot, must be summer. Ooer Lass, yesterday, said
"How long do you think it'll last?"
"Tea-time, mebbe bed-time if we're lucky." Sez me.
Sure enough, rain B4 we got to bed.
Today ... Same formula.
Possible contenders:- A neat trike you can wheel your wheelchair into, then travel at m/bike speeds, more or less. A photo of the sky, to prove it's not always grey.
Carlisle failed to yield any clothing which, simultaneously, was liked and fit.