Friends!

That’s just Mike.
You know what he’s like.
Don’t take any notice.
 
And you’re being silly
if you listen to Phil. He
doesn’t mean it.
 
Same goes for Henry.
He says such things to all and sundry.
You’re not special.
 
And also Al.
It’s never personal.
She’s foul to everyone.
 
But I can’t believe that of Pete.
He’s reliably sweet.
You must have had it coming.
 
Jim?
Shhhhhhh!
You mustn’t mention him.