Wheelie Bad!

Dear O'H dear and Lovely Tea Jenny,

There’s going to be a naked cycle in Edinburgh “to highlight the vulnerability of cyclists in traffic and protest against ‘car culture’”.

So, all for a good cause and all that, but…

It’s bad enough on your bits when clothed, never mind with zero protection. Can you imagine? Using the drop handlebar would mean that my belly and my boobs would be on my thighs! There would be a risk of nipple chaffing FROM MY OWN LEGS.

So I won’t be signing up for it. I’ll take my chances with the cars!

C