Simple life

Dennis has been trying to flog me one of his battered old Landrovers for months, which would be an absolutely pointless purchase. Today he found out I don’t watch TV, and exclaimed, ‘no vehicle, no TV! You live such a…’, and then trailed off.

‘Simple life’, I believe he was going to say.

Yes. It’s delightful.

Today’s simple pleasure was a bottle of cold ginger ale at lunchtime.