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First sunny day for a while?  Neighbours having a barbecue?  You need ‘WELL ROTTED FARMYARD MANURE’.  Children playing in the garden next door?  Teenagers having a party? ‘WELL ROTTED FARMYARD MANURE’ is just the thing.  Carefully spread around the garden it can remain pungent for days.  A chicken leg will taste like a rotten egg; a steak like an old shoe.  Even vegetables and salads will taste as though they’ve gone bad.  That street party you weren’t invited to? ‘WELL ROTTED FARMYARD MANURE’ will ruin it for everybody.

You’ve tried hanging an old kipper on your fence and it didn’t work; that’s because it only smells bad where you hung it.  With ‘WELL ROTTED FARMYARD MANURE’ you can cover the whole garden; that means you don’t just spoil things for the neighbours on one side; people on every side will smell it!  Weddings? Bar Mitzvahs?  ‘WELL ROTTED FARMYARD MANURE’ can ruin them all.  The only limit is your imagination!  That graduation party for the teenager down the road?  An extra thick layer of ‘WELL ROTTED FARMYARD MANURE’ is guaranteed to reach as far as three houses away, particularly if you get the wind in the right direction!  That neighbour making loud phone calls while working from home with the window open?  ‘WELL ROTTED FARMYARD MANURE’.

‘WELL ROTTED FARMYARD MANURE’; anti-social behaviour at it’s best.  Get yours today!




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