A Right Lemon

Dear O'H dear, Lovely Tea Jenny and The Eldest Mini Princess,

Following on from yesterday, I went for my pre holiday wax with Clara. When she finished my bikini wax, she asked “Would you like to have a look?”

“No. No I wouldn’t!”

I went for a bite to eat and a drink with Richie and Marina tonight. We was just about to take a bite of my fish and chips.

“DON’T EAT THAT,” said Marina.

I looked down at my fork and realised that I was just about to eat the lemon wedge*!

C

*In my defence, it was chargrilled and did bear a passing resemblance to a chip. If you were blind!