The Well Dressed Man

I finally managed to pick up my new prescription.

I need an operation on my leg and before that I have to wear this.  It's a compression stocking.  Obviously I got the dark blue and open toed version because I'm kinky like that.*

I'm looking forward to swearing a lot when I struggle to put it on.

Picking it up was a Schmerz im Po** - cost me 4 hours of my work day and I came home drenched in sweat.  No chance of starting to work after that.  

*I'm not going to be wearing the pair of them.  
** Schmerz is "pain" and "Po" is bum