Blue Leaves

Exactly as found on the street, no Photoshop, nowt.

It has been mentioned before that Dotzheim is the home of the really professional idiots - the ones who no longer have to practise, they wake up and they are already world class dolts.

Today might have witnessed the finest example of the year.

On the bus heading home, a car drove out of a car park directly in front the bus.  That's pretty much standard In-built-right-of-way driving.  What made this special, was that Kapitän Arschloch didn't turn right.

You see, he knew was the best driver in Germany.  So he went over the road and started driving down the lane for incoming traffic.  What's called here ein Geisterfahrer - the wrong-way driver.  Given this road was the way into to a local hospital, naturally another car (properly driven) met him half way.  

What did Kapitän Arschloch do?

Naturally he started sounding his horn, gesticulating wildly and blaming the other driver for blocking his way.

Because when you're that talented as an idiot, you see no boundaries or blame.  And of course, there are no consequences for Idiots of that calibre.

It would be a ridiculous story if it happened once a year, but it happens so regularly - it's becoming normal.