What a big nose you have granny

The moving of house is not something I have done much of recent. In fact I must confess that the last time I moved was over a quarter of a century ago. In those days of course you could leave one house on a Friday and move into another on the Monday. No worries and almost zero stress. It's all different now though. Missives and wishes, surveys and of course whatever rhymes with them have made the process of handing on what you own slightly more difficult and the buying of other folks stuff even harder. The Home Report, the Energy Report and the Mortgage Report all combine to diminish power and entitle the professionals to take control of the life you thought you knew.
Just before she died, my old mum said "sell that place." She may well have underestimated the number of boxes required.