333 Day's Old

OMG WHAT IS THAT THING,
How dare you abandon me for 2 nights,
and return with THIS!
Its not eatable, its not lickable,
You say I can't slap it, pull it, sit on it, bash it,
SO WHAT THE HECK IS IT?
take it back .. NOW
I don't like the look/smell/sound of it,
What you mean its my baby brother?
I don't care, I am the only baby round here,
You hear me now?!
Hmph, can go off parents you know..