334 Days Old

This thing the parent's brought home?
(see yesterday's blip!)
Its noisy, Its small, its pink,
(and wrinkly when naked!)
it doesn't have as much hair as me,
(So how can it be a boy?!)
Parent 2 was stripping its clothing off,
It went mad, screeching, and kicking,
I really don't know what to make of it!!! Help?!