In The Dark

I opened the curtains this morning and was puzzled to see the bonnet of my car open. I went downstairs to investigate. My headlights have been stolen. Would you Adam and Eve it?

During the night a gang prised open the bonnet, bent the wings and mountings and stole the headlights. All the bolts left on the ground. What a bloomin' nuisance. The car isn't drivable. Now I've got the unenviable task of dealing with the insurance.

I'm going to have to get cctv installed. Still, nobody injured. Much worse things happening elsewhere.