Bang to Rights

Today we realised how Bibs* gets into the airing cupboard.  I was talking to her and the next minute she was up on her hunkers and slide the door open.  She jumped on the linen basket then up onto the shelf – then even had the temerity to peek out.  All of this in about two seconds.
 
The only defence she has, was that she had been posted missing.  Couldn’t find her anywhere but heard the plaintive meowing , for she was closed inside the sheeps hoose.
 
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