It's beginning to look a lot like..

It's time to bring out the crystal ball and gaze into the Christmas tree. 

Had my pre-festivities haircut. Carly in the hairdressers told me about a good game her children play with their grandad. Make Gramps Into A Mummy. 

You give each of the grandchildren a roll of toilet paper and they wind them round and round the grandad (or uncle if no gramps is available). The idea is to get him completely wrapped up in white bandages. I'm going to give it a try on Christmas Day. What can possibly go wrong?