I have been looking for a new office chair for months. I found it ages ago but could never bring myself to buy it cos it seemed too expensive.

Glory be, it seems I'm turning into my mother. She would never part with money in her later years.

I made the man come with me today. He hates a wasted trip. What are we here, for, this chair? Good, let's buy it. It's really that simple. I must learn from this: it's a Good Game.