All I said was

maybe your hands need a bit of a wash.

That's all.

No trickery with photoshop - this is straight out of the camera. My husband never fails to entertain or amuse.

James just thought we were a pair of weirdos when Corin surprised him by knocking on the glass window of the washing machine from inside the machine.

In other news, we have reached the point in life where we know whether our young lodger (teenager) has a female visitor arriving from the pervading odour of Lynx body spray. Ugh.