Ingleman

By Ingleman

A new olympic sport.

I came last in the tomato ketchup sauce opening competition. In recent years I have barrowed tons of soil, tons of bricks, tons of roof tiles, timber and cement. It was all very hard work and I dont regret it. But today I did not have the strength to open this little sachet of ketchup. I am not proud to say it defeated..me. I cheated and used my teeth!
 After open heart surgery  it is not that surprising I suppose. My consultant is very pleased with progress and I may go home tomorrow. Phew. That was a mad few days!
 I have to say a big thank you to everyone for the kind and caring  comments. Always  a pleasure to read all the coments and wishes! thank you! 

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