Mondays Are Rotten

Could someone swap me their Fridays for my Mondays?  That would be really nice.

It would also be lovely if some could explain why we have to have our stand up meeting on a Monday morning.

"What have you done since the last status meeting?"
"Emm like I said on Friday, I'm looking into <technical stuff>, then I had a weekend.  Why would I have anything different to say?"  Mutes microphone and mutters "This is so <very bad word> stupid".

Other than that, it was a day on the phone - actually helping people.  That's much more my thing.