Love Letter

Dear Next door neighbors,

We know how excited you must be to join the cruise — we certainly were when we came aboard a few months ago!

We think it is admirable that you obviously take your physical exercise routines so seriously, however we do wonder if it is really necessary to practice your square dancing moves whilst wearing deep sea diving boots quite so often … and we’re certain that your overall strength and agility must be over par after those many hours you spend wrestling bears, but do you think you could possibly tone it all down a notch or twenty?  It’s not so bad during the daytime hours, but those 4:00 a.m. sessions are beginning to wear a bit thin.

Thank you, and best wishes!