Poppyrazzi

"BACK OFF OUTTA MY FACE DUDE!"

I guess It just had to happen.. As a fledgling Blipsuperstar Poppy has finally got herself an agent and informed me via said agent that if I want to photograph her in future we must begin negotiations and discuss percentages..whatever that might mean? No Porridge? Pampers Only? No avocado and prune juice? late nights? No orthodontic dummies -old fashioned Cherry Teats only?

Exhausted by all the media attention she has taken to wearing silly sunglasses in a failed attempt to obscure her identity and claims to need a holiday in a five star hotel in Dubai or the Maldives in order to recharge her batteries and have time away from the poppyrazzi and stalkerazzi and their ceaseless hounding.



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