If you want a job done right.......

It's the sharp intake of breath through the teeth with a shaking of the head whilst rubbing the jaw with thumb and forefinger that had me running for the nearest B and Q. And that was before he even revealed his ridiculous price.

No mate, I'm not the idiot you clearly think I look and no, I'll not be calling you to start Monday. I'll be bloody well rolling up my sleeves thanks very much.