My Butty Van

Making sandwiches in the van with the kitchen window open when Mr C pops his head in like it’s a takeaway.
"Do you do vegan butties?" he asks.
I hand him one.
"How much?"
"£1,450."
"Flippin’ eck, that’s Georgia’s prices!"
We laughed way too much.
Beach was lush, campsite’s lovely — so lovely we stayed another night. Might actual start charging for sandwiches.