Yep... primary colours

Yep, that's how exciting my day was...

I like the word "yep".
But the one that I really, really love is "nope".

In the right context, these slightly tweaked "yes" and "no" can mean so much more.

Please let me exemplify:

- Did you send him the invite for the meeting?
- Yep... (translation: "yes, you moron")

- You lost it, didn't you?!
- Nope... (translation: "no, and I don't give a shit who did, you're on your own buddy". Amazing what two extra little letters can convey. Isn't language a thing of beauty?*)


* I'll personally batter the first one who answers "yep".
And I'll really get nasty with the first one who dares to answer "nope"