I love the smell of silage in the morning….

….meet ‘Agent Orange’, the steed for my new job as school bus driver on the Orange bus route. Word was out locally that I was frittering my time eating orange marmalade on toast, half-arsing crosswords and generally getting in the way of tractors, on my bike. So, I’ve been recruited out-of-retirement to drive the morning runs.

After my two hour working day completed, I was exhausted (obviously), I went home for more marmalade toast, coffee and a crossword. Mum arrived to enforce the weekly weeding regime and I picked more apples for Project Cider.