DDW

By DDW

Sparkling!

Poor Sally had a really awful smile. It was affecting her social life. People were beginning to talk about her behind her back. Even though she diligently ate Milk Bone biscuits, (" Cleans Teeth and Freshens Breath! Crunchy texture helps remove plaque and tartar build-up!"), her canines looked more like zombie candy corn than ever.

So, yesterday she decided to do something about it. She booked a day at the vet, and submitted to a thorough scaling and polishing. And just look at the sparkling results! It's all we can do now to tear her grinning self away from the mirror.

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On a completely unrelated note: Is it just me, or do you find the sight of fifteen or so circling buzzards above the local funeral home a somewhat unnerving and sinister sight?

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