50p

Transfer deadline day, and I'm normally looking forward to seeing who Celtic signed. The SFA shut up shop early this year though, so it's been quiet on Scotland.

Bale got his £86m move to Real Madrid, earning £300,000 per week. It works out at 50p every second. He's earned £10 in the time it took me to blip. I would happily take his daily wage over a year.

If I hadn't been scared of birds, tonight's blip might have been a picture of a pigeon in the office. I was coming back from lunch, so held back outside.